The killing of flies
If you don’t prepare, you end up being careless
Or you’ll find yourself in A and E
Don’t try to outwit it with a flame throwing lighter
Cos the little buggers are fighters
You can’t out catch them cos
They’re faster than an Olympian cyclist in a velodrome
And all you’ll do is end up is burning down your home
If they try to enter your ear
Don’t try whacking them with the TV remote
My dear
cost you’ll only end up getting yourself concussed
and causing a fuss
being wheeled into an A and E facilty
whilst the said wee beastie knows it out witted you
It flies off to find its next casualty.
©Copyright 2013 by June Bolland.
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* This poem has been written after a conversation I had with a fellow blogger who I was chatting to last night who end up being attack by a fly anyway I said there was a poem in the situation. So I was asked to write a poem and anyway here it is, plus humorous picture to accompany said poem .A bit of fun on a wet horrible Thursday morn .
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee brilliant thankyou my friend
You are welcome , just a bit of silly fun on a miserable Thursday.
I used to get them with the classic hairspay and hairdryer combo. Of course, I had hair back then…
But would that not act like a giant lighter though. This need further discussion say Tuesday?