Today you’ve push buttons I didn’t know I had
You write to me wanting to hook up !
Are you fucking serious?
Today I am MAD
Did you know it was 28 December 1994
We were out having lunch and it’s when I saw you for the very last time
(well I was out , but for as you I really didn’t have fucking a clue!)
Ten years I hid your persona, hid our relationship
That’s equals 521.77457 weeks (I got that bit off google!)
Ten years of me unconditionally loving you
In hindsight you should have bought yourself a fucking poodle!
We waited patiently in the restaurant, with you fidgeting more and more
Then you nervously stood as this man entered the door
You introduced me to him
at the time I couldn’t remember his name, it could have been Jim
But just for the record he ,” affectionately” became known as Mr Prick!
You then candidly told me you and him were an item
All I could think of was that you actually had intercourse with HIM!!
And for your next trick…
You then informed me that you were both getting married
On that note , without any further ado
With coat in hand off I hurried , with a boo hoo
Now fourteen years later
I heard he’s no longer in love with you
So it’s a case of see you alligator
You write and tell me you are now through
Again you don’t seem to give a shit what happen to me
Fucked up relationships, well I’ve had three
So no I haven’t exactly been singing and dancing from the rafters
Nope, I didn’t audition for fucking Glee!
But for your information I did eventually meet someone
Who is one score younger than both you and me
So it’s not been all doom and gloom
She is beautiful and kind you see
Unlike you she has a heart so pure ,
As for your’s difficult to find I am sure
Although me and her we’re not together anymore
We still love each other to infinity and beyond
(Thank you Light Buzz Year for your contribution to this poem)
It’s just that life keeps getting in the way , so if takes 10 years or 5 years
My door will always be ajar for her
However for you it is staying firmly closed shut
But don’t forget what I said about considering getting a mutt!
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